Five stars for terrible song

Is Sugar Ray still around? Jesus.

I want one of these too.

I have a cunning plan:

Let's all chip in and buy one, then we'll all go on a trip together, somewhere watery, take turns riding it, and after that we sell it and donate the proceeds to charity.

Looks fun, though just a matter of time before someone to kill themselves with it. But people kill themselves with anything, so that doesn't concern me.

Science Fact: devices like this have to be powered by the heart of an innocent orphan.

I see a whole water-based jet propulsion super villain theme going along with this.

Super Mario Sunshine

A lot of "jet"s in this video... I guess I should leave this comment.