Don't be a beer snob. I love fru fru microbrews and imports, but I still love Miller High Life. It really is a good and underrated beer and one of the best for the price.

Well OK, I'll give you this: I'd go for a High Life before I ever consider a Lite

I genuinely like it. I like tons of beer and I'll rarely buy the same thing twice in a row. So sometimes that does come down to a genuine craving for the High Life.

Some in Russia, but the sub-zero temperatures help burn the calories. Also they contain vegetables.

The timing and mannerisms of the syllables are Scottish in character, but the accent isnae.

So, close, but not quite.

My roommate and I used to drink sweet chick drinks in a dark locked room and never tell anyone about it. Apple martinis are awesome.

That's the right idea chief!