That poor baby shoggoth...

Is that what it's supposed to look like? For real?

Needs WTF Japan tag.

Bad choice of colors but do not knock it. Try mixing a chilly fruit jell-o flavor of your choice with condensed milk and/or milk and/or cream in summer. M-m-m

So, it being made of snot is a joke, right? I know it seems obvious, but this is Japan we're talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if the description said it was made of Hungarian semen.

Ugh, shit...

I only made it as far as the lid being peeled off. The one long strand that stretched but wouldn't break made me gag.

Agh, fuck. No thank you.

From the makers of Pocky! (No, seriously!)

I'm giving my stars for the slow-pour.

I made a little yelp/gacking sound when the big chunk fell out. Please tell me it doesn't smell as bad as it looks...