AWWW

THEY KISSED AND IT MADE HIM FEEL STRONGTH WELLING IN HIS BODY

I'm going to insert "strongth" into casual conversation today. I suggest you guys do likewise.

For those of you not in the know, after you beat the game, you have to go ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE START, and play through it again, except now all the enemies are faster and meaner. AND you have the beat the game the second time with the right weapon, or you have to start the last level from the beginning.
This was the first NES game I ever played. It scarred me terribly.

Years ago, someone pointed out that the monster that kidnaps the princess isn't holding her with its arms. She's just sort of stuck to the monster's crotch.

And now I can't un-see it.

Hey, the Alucard shield wins thenday again! But where s the shield rod?

For a GnG villain, that final boss looked really easy.

Game over? But Don Quixote killed the Samurai Pizza Kat with a shield! That means I win!

Bullshit. No human has EVER beaten Ghosts and Goblins.