WTF, Al Qaeda, way to not kidnap the right people, douchebags.

Don't forget shellfish. Leviticus is very specific on these things.

"LOL XTIANS".

Also, why did it cut out early? She had a (shitty) point, and I'm feeling that I'm missing out.

what is it with wacky Pentecostals "taking authority in the name of Jesus" to cast out spirits and shit? I know Jesus supposedly said that people can do this in the bible, but... you can give yourself magical Jesus powers by wishing it so?

I like to imagine some sort of bureaucracy in heaven staffed with priggish angels, doing paperwork and approving requests for said authority

Isn't Indonesia like the place where Muslims have roving gangs that enforce sharia law arbitrarily? Where were they here?

"everything Christians do turns to gold"

As soon as that becomes reality, I'll dedicate some brain time to protecting them from being purged. I promise.