STARRING BRICK WALLHEAD

"Right now we've got one job, to stay alive long enough to warn people about this."

Fuck, Ridley Scott should have hired these people.

Morphing, PDI's gift to B movies.

It's too bad the alien doesn't feed on acting talent, or it would have starved to death before the end of the first act.

While my desires are not particularly complex, I give the Dark Universe credit for guessing them on the first try. I mean, that's a pretty good guess for an alien.

Also, those are top-notch breasts.