The Mothership  - 2012-08-02
5. Cause it's just crazy enough to work.
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Billy the Poet - 2012-08-02
Hey Butterball, I'll buy you a fucking Stairmaster if you'll stop staring at me.
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poorwill - 2012-08-02
The man who only live for making money
Lives a life that isn't necessarily sunny;
Likewise the man who works for fame --
There's no guarantee that time won't erase his name
The fact is
The only work that really brings enjoyment
Is the kind that is for girl and boy meant.
Fall in love -- you won't regret it.
That's the best work of all -- if you can get it.
Holding hands at midnight
'Neath a starry sky...
Oh that is nice work if you can get it.
And you can get it -- if you try.
Strolling with the one girl
Sighing sigh after sigh...
Oh nice work if you can get it.
And you can get it -- if you try.
Just imagine someone
Waiting at the cottage door.
Where two hearts become one...
Who could ask for anything more?
Loving one who loves you,
And then taking that vow...
Nice work if you can get it,
And if you get it --
Won't you tell me how?
And you can get it -- if you try.
And you can get it -- if you try.
And you can get it -- if you try.
And you can get it -- if you try
Holding hands at midnight
'Neath a starry sky...
Nice work if you can get it
And you can get it -- if you try.
Strolling with the one girl
Sighing sigh after sigh...
Nice work if you can get it
And you can get it -- if you try
Who could ask for anything more?
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baleen - 2012-08-02
If I had a few million and I really hated myself, I could see myself paying this woman to shit on my face, but none of that is true, so I will just laugh at her on the internet.
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Blue - 2012-08-02 It does not cost millions to have someone shit on your face. It costs about 0.
Or so I've heard.
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Spoonybard - 2012-08-02 Yes, but if you have a few million dollars, the opportunity cost of paying someone 0 to shit on your face becomes relatively negligible
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-08-02
Worst Kickstarter project EVER!
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Blue - 2012-08-02
Attention online dommes: Financial domination is not a real thing. Please stop this.
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Spoonybard - 2012-08-02 I would like to see the market data to back up this assertion
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shcoleosis - 2012-08-02
HAHAHA, look at this ugly, fat chick trying to take my -- *starts throwing dollar bills at the screen*
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SixDigitDebt - 2012-08-02
Now I know how a stick of butter feels.
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Pope Caius - 2012-08-02
Or I could just get a girlfriend, they're the same thing AM I RIGHT FELLAS
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memedumpster - 2012-08-02
Tripp Palin sends video back from the future.
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Paracelsus - 2012-08-02
Ok, I think I prefer burlesque as a chubbyfrau selfesteem doodad.
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Baldr - 2012-08-02
I sent her a few dollars to help out with the melanoma removal. It's not healthy to let one of those things set up shop on your upper lip.
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big pincers - 2012-08-03
I will devour your chin, and subsume it into my collection.
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