Cybergenic Ranger: Secret of the 7th Planet

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Comment count is 13

SteamPoweredKleenex

- 2012-09-04

Approaching the Startreader, not the Enterprise, the Startreader.

Also, I want a gun that turns corpses into fully-dressed space hamburgers. That would be sweet, and just the thing for the zombie apocalypse.

Raggamuffin

- 2012-09-04

What do you think would happen if you shot it at a hamburger?

Doomstein

- 2012-09-04

Universe-ending paradox.

Killer Joe

- 2012-09-04

Hamburgers? The hell is he talking about hamburgers fo... Ah.

MrBuddy - 2012-09-04

Those hamburgers look like they're made of brass. Say, isn't eating a hamburger you made out of some dead guy, cannibalism?

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-09-04

Nah. Someone obviously made a ray-gun out of a Star Trek food replicator. I mean, the redshirts eat entrees recycled from the ship's sewage vats all the time, so no biggie.

Sanest Man Alive - 2012-09-04

Jesus, that fucking title screen bled my ears.

So, who stuffed all these floaty space corpses with hamburgers and explosives? Was it the Torso-Roomba guarding the exit with its massive buzzer dildo?

Sanest Man Alive

- 2012-09-04

Forgot these. As soon as I saw a shitty DOS game, I knew I'd see at least one stun-locked death.

Sputum

- 2012-09-04

bumpin beats though

Caminante Nocturno

- 2012-09-04

This Cybergenic Ranger is fired.

StanleyPain

- 2012-09-04

RETRO GAMES ARE SO MUCH *BETTER* THAN TODAYS BULLSHIT!

chumbucket

- 2012-09-05

Can't wait to discover "the secret".

Juice Eggs McKenna

- 2013-09-28

PC can't scroll

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