I remember seeing a few articles awhile back that Phoenix Jones got stabbed and another time got his nose broken. I thought up to now his special power was getting his ass kicked.

This guy had it coming but I still hate "real life" superheroes

Yeah, we're the most socially progressive state in the union, but we need the Tim Eyman plebiscites to affirm our economic prejudices.

Wow, so heroic!

I don't like yelling.

Also, this Pheonix Jones seemed all too happy about beating the fuck out of someone.

Five for evil.

I fucking hate Phoenix Jones.

Undefeated MMA fighter turned vigilante psychotic. Why in God's green earth would someone pick a fight with a person like that?

Drinking does not give you magical kung-fu powers. This guy is a trained fighter stalking the streets PRAYING that somebody fucks with him.

Don't play Jones's game.

Guys, this settles it. I'm gunna be a superhero.


Also,

The evening Phoenix Jones brought down the now infamous Orange-Shirt Threatener was far from just. Orange had called quits, but Phoenix's reputation as a superhero was at stake, and so he payed for his PR bump with his integrity and ended the fight with a well composed strike to the chin of a man who no longer wanted to fight. But one man witnessed this incredible hypocrisy. So now he hunts, driven wild with self-righteousness and lust for the vengeful redemption of his fallen brother, with a side of Napoleon-complex. A creature that calls itself LowBlow searches, howling, bent on destroying the very essence of Phoenix Jones and what he claims to stand for, at any cost to whomever is in the way. LowBlow's only desire is to show the world the lows the man in the mask is willing to go to to stay on top. It all comes together in a triumphant third act in which he disarms LowBlow by admitting to the world that he sucker-punched OST. The world and Phoenix learn to accept that no one is perfect, but that if none of us are perfect than everyone's a superhero in their own way.

I spent waaaay to long composing this comment. I have homework to do. Jesus.

Just like comic book superheroes, IRL Superheroes get into a petty fight with some regular people out on the streets, spend many minutes arguing with them, insults start flying, the cops arrive, they take off their mask, get into a fistfight, then leave on foot with their friends while speaking into a walkie talkie.

Great job on diffusing that situation harmlessly. I'm a recent transplant to the seattle area and i keep hoping to physically witness this moron make situations exponentially worse and, eventually, get himself stabbed to death.

Orange had it coming. I just wish someone could have popped the mouth of Orange's squawking companion.

I am so fucking glad my area just has Juggalos. They are better people in every way.

All stars for Phoenix's sidekick, Phonecamera Boy and his amazing powers of narration.

Stars for teaching me something about "mutual combat states".

Oh and cellphone camera guy taunting the "superhero".

Someone's mad so shirt comes off.

Documenting narration of "suspect" this "suspect" that. Moving north...copy that, 10-4, guy who so badly wants to be in JLA.

This needs to get uploaded onto the next Voyager mission "this is Earth" disc.

There's nothing wrong with you that I can't fix...with my hands!