I wouldn't have held out that long if not for this comment. Thank you.

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Goddamn thing won't let me write a < with a 3 for a heart. Anyway, yeah, that's mostly why I submitted it.

That fairy is serious pissed.

I thought this was going to be a Syfy movie about giant spiders or possibly spider people mutations. I was only slightly let down.

Bonus Lloyd Kaufman!