and the lord said "thou shall not post a picture of your dong on the web, cuz nightmares will infest your soul, and your facebook wall"

Ok, that was enjoyable, 4 stars for that; but I think there are glorious new opportunities for that tag there about the gospel according to the internet.

Sometimes that "business" shared on facebook is Christians preaching... Does he not know that?

If Howard Ashman weren't dead, I'd swear he and Alan Menken wrote this.

Ah, theology, the desperate, gasping, run over dog of pop culture.