It'd have been funniest if he had just read it straight so that it could be something you could actually show to your actual kids (if you have any, which I most certainly don't) to give them sweet dreams and nightmares at the same time.

I will admit that it turning to GOODNIGHT MOON erotic fan fiction at the end was kind of funny, though.

I do have a small daughter, so I have Goodnight Moon memorized, but both of your points are well taken.

You can see how this is working up to a blistering conclusion.