1) Lux Aeterna improves everything. I once watched clips of the Libyan revolution set to it and thought "This is badass but distasteful to the people who participated in the uprising." Then I learned it was made by a general in the revolution who wanted to play around with Final Cut.

2) That had to have been the most uncomfortable role of that actress' life.

3) Is the description an Ayn Rand quote?

If only he'd listened to his dad and learned about honor, he wouldn't have stolen all that money like a nIHwI'.

I never watched this movie but even without the re-imagining it looks awful. I find myself creeped out by the message of borderline pedophilia being okay if it's a young male child and adult woman. Would they write that scene the other way around for a 35 year old dude and 10 year old girl?

A Home Alone ripoff obviously directed by a Doritos commercial auteur. That definitely belongs here.

Can we get a ''Passable Paedophilia'' tag?

For some reason I thought this was going to be Killing Spree.