Comment count is 25EvilHomer  - 2014-01-09
Hi Waugh! How was your Christmas?
| misterbuns - 2014-01-09 it was full of spaces and narratives and banality and words that lesbians and people trapped in the prism of academia use.
| Waugh - 2014-01-09 haha yeah i was trapped in the prism of academia with lesbians and split into a whole rainbow of shuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuuuup fucking idiot
| misterbuns - 2014-01-09 did you know that ideology is all around you?
| Waugh - 2014-01-09 way to build a whole caricature out of one word, you fucking scum
| baleen - 2014-01-09 Hi WAUGH HOW ARE YOU WAUGH xoxoxo
| Waugh - 2014-06-24 what are you even doing here baleen these people are scum
| Oscar Wildcat - 2014-01-09
Bronies would never go for this, these sex horses are too mature and sure of themselves, thus beyond their own mental age. They require childlike innocence to jack off to, like kidnapper rapists.
Almost. I doubt any cloppers would go for these sex horses, and your theory about the Struts' apparent maturity is spot on (see my previous essays on neoteny and the pony aesthetic of cute), but I'd dispute your claim that the Struts are "sure of themselves", or that being sure of oneself is somehow a turnoff for cloppers. Ponies are nothing if not sure of themselves, and with the exception of the CMC, any struggles they may have with their own self-doubts are usually resolved within one episode. In fact, I think a significant portion of cloppers turn to pony-porn because they WANT a strong woman in their lives, and think they've found some in the confident, vivacious Equestrians.
I don't know much about the Struts, but judging by their appearance? I'd guess that they've got A LOT of unresolved issues, mostly having to do with emotional insecurity and not knowing their role in horse society. Now as you probably know by now, I am not usually one to slut-shame or accuse sexually liberated, hyper-feminine-types of being excessively "weak" or "fragile" (I believe such armchair psychology usually tells us more about the petty hangups of the feminists making such claims, than it does about the "sluts" in question, who "do not respect their bodies" or whatever other meaningless term is thrown out there). But I think we can all agree that these horses are particularly extreme cases, and we may indeed have cause to question the Struts level of emotional development. They are obviously compensating for something. If Rio was so smart, why does she feel the need to look like a ten-bit hooker? If Sierra was good at sports, why would she be strutting around in high-heels? It doesn't add up. The Struts are thinly-veiled emotional trainwrecks.
I don't think that there's any evidence to support the idea that cloppers are somehow prone to being "rapists" or "pedophiles", at least no more so than your average population group. This is an accusation that comes up time and time again, in discussions both here and elsewhere, but it seems to be based more on tribal hatred and a desire to be funny, than on any serious observational analysis.
I am certainly not going to suggest that cloppers are healthy and "properly" sexually-actualized. They are not. By and large, cloppers seem to be emotionally stunted and childlike. But I do not believe that they are looking for similarly childlike partners. On the contrary, I believe the bulk of these manchild-cloppers are looking for mature, responsible partners - partners who can take on an adult role, partners who can look after them. Even Fluttershy, who is by all accounts the most vulnerable and demure pony, seems to be lusted after, not because she is helpless or easy to rape (she is NOT, as anyone who's seen The Stare or Flutterbitch can attest), but because she is nurturing and kind.
If cloppers were looking for marks to overpower and rape, this would make no sense. But if they were looking for parental figures to satisfy their needs, this is the sort of thing we'd expect. Therefor, I submit to you that manchild-cloppers do not "require childlike innocence to jack off to, like kidnapper rapists", but are, in general, looking for quite the opposite.
What you don't realize is that...
A.) The horses in MLPFIM are childlike, adults don't behave as they do, which is the point.
B.) You just outed yourself pretty damned hard.
There is too much text there for me to read about fucking cartoon ponies.
It's clear that you've never watched the show before. The Mane Six do *not* act like children. They are all mature, independent adult ponies; they hold down jobs, they deal with responsibilities, and in some cases, they even have to take care of their own families (Rarity with Sweetie Belle, Fluttershy with her animals, Applejack with both Apple Bloom and Granny Smith). Many of the ponies APPEAR to be childlike, because neoteny, but appearances are deceiving: the characters do not display childlike behavior patterns.
Either you're making incorrect assumptions based on their neotenous appearance, or you've seen clips of the CMC (who are indeed childlike) and you've mistaken them for mane characters.
Also, I'm not accusing you of being a Philistine or trying to get you to appreciate clop art; on the contrary, you're better off without it! What I am doing is pointing out that the psychological profile you propose to explain cloppers is wrong. You've got cloppers back to front - they are not predators looking for childlike victims, they are children looking for parents to take care of them. As an illustration, when you contemplate the motives of the ever-growing lop community, don't think DalHusky, think ChrisChan.
What I find truly funny is that EvilHomer is doing the exact opposite of what memedumpster's stolen quote describes, and he's still succeeding.
Bronies bear similarities to fans of Katawa Shoujo (the dating sim with the disabled girls). After browsing the KS forums, the more vocal fans didn't focus on the girls' disabilities as much as the fact that in the stories they emotionally healed the player character. It was more sad than perverse in a way.
This led me to compare MLP:FiM to KS, and I found the following: Both feature a cast of youthful, nonthreatening female archetypes, and a lack of males that could provide social or sexual competition. It explains why MLP attracted its particular fanbase while, say, Barbie's Life in the Dreamhouse did not.
Finally, in what sense have I "outed" myself? You know what I'm like. Over-analyzing everything that's said or done in dense, logically structured walls of text is my thing. Also, ponies.
I really hope you're not just trolling, because you're very smart, and even when you're wrong (which is always!), you have some insightful things to say. If you really don't care to debate the finer points of the clopper psyche, then DISREGARD I SUCK COCKS and all... :(
... but I do think it's an interesting anthropological phenomenon, one that could benefit from some good, well-reasoned investigation.
Pope Caious feels threatened by Barbie.
I have watched it, no they don't, and you must know no actual adults.
I think EvilHomer is working for the NSA. That really is a magnificent block of text about fucking horses.
| EvilHomer - 2014-01-09 The season 8 reveal is that I'm actually waugh.
| EvilHomer - 2014-01-09 Also, I really wish I had had the time to respond to Pope Caius' comment, because he raised an excellent point about Katawa Shojou and how emotional attachment is a major factor in the development of fictio-philic relationships - this is, incidentally, supported by data collected through the annual Brony census and other sources. Sadly, I was running late for work, and I don't think my boss would have let me use the "I was engrossed in a heated discussion about Ponies and internet fetishes with my poeTV friends" excuse again.
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| Oscar Wildcat - 2014-01-09 Angular mopping-up vaginal-curing apparatus
The utility model relates to an angular mop-up vaginal therapeutic device, which is characterized in that the utility model is composed of a penile false body, a transmission needle, a gear set, batteries and a casing, wherein, the penile false body is composed of a main penis and four side penises. The side penises are fixed on the wall of the main penis and are 2-5 mm higher than the main penis, a long hole is arranged in the penile false body, and the transmission needle is arranged in the long hole. The transmission needle is connected with the gear set in the casing at the back part and is driven by the gear set to rotate, and the batteries provide power for the gear set. The utility model has good therapeutic effects on the female diseases of frigidity, sexual hypoesthesia, vaginal looseness, disharmonic sexual life, etc.
The utility model relates to an angle of sweep type vaginal treatment, it belongs to the field of medical devices.
At present, there are around 200 million married women, the total number of the sixth, in which a considerable part of the lady suffering from various gynecological diseases and various organ discomfort, such as female sex, vaginal relaxation , the lack of orgasm, all of which affect the discordant couples sex life happy, can lead to serious family breakdown, in addition, there are some divorced women, due to various conflicts, often of unresolved marital problems, which also caused Such women's psychological imbalance, lack of happiness of life.
The utility model is intended to provide a point of mopping-style vaginal treatment, it can not only treat female genital some diseases, but also as a single woman companion.
The purpose of the utility model is achieved: Angle against type vaginal treatment instrument is the penile prosthesis, transmission pin, gears, a battery and a housing consisting of; penile prosthesis is composed of a main four short penis and the penis composition; master penis is curved, four side penis penis distributed in the main four corners; side of the penis and the penis even as one of the main and side glans penis above the main wall 2 ~ 5mm; penile prosthesis body has long hole, the hole has the drive pin, needle and gear drive connected, the drive pin on the strings of 6 to 9 through benzene beads, beads driven through benzene penile prosthesis rotation; gear set and the battery mounted in the housing, the housing top Connect with penile prosthesis: gear set is struck by the number of pairs of rotating gears and gear, and finally a set of gears and penile prosthesis in vivo transmission pin connector, drive gear needle rotation thanks to the program, the utility model can massage the vagina each points, and promote blood circulation, the female sexual apathy, loss of libido, labia hypoxia, vaginal laxity, lack of libido orgasm, sexual aversion, sexual disharmony and other symptoms may play a benign physiological therapeutic effect, tends to balance the psychological, conducive to a harmonious and happy married life.
The accompanying drawings and the following Examples further illustrate the present utility model.
Figure 1 is a practical embodiment of the invention the cross-sectional view of the structure.
Figure 2 embodiment, the present utility model side view of a penile prosthesis.
Figure 3 is a practical embodiment of the invention the penile prosthesis top view.
In the drawings: 1 is a penile prosthesis, 2 penis, penis short sides 3, 4 side penis head, the drive pin 5 and 6 through the bead, 7 gears 8 batteries.
Referring to Figure 1 to 3; Embodiments of the present utility model consists of a penile prosthesis 1, a drive pin 5, a gear set 7, 8 and two batteries composed of a casing 9; penile prosthesis 1 is curved, the use of Silicone perfusion, which has a primary penile two, three and four short side of the penis, four short side of the penis 3 penis two walls in the main distribution in four directions, the time of manufacture may be integrally molded side up penis head 4 Main penis wall 2mm, with the main head of the penis to them a different perspective on the various points vagina raids, full massage. Penile prosthesis body has a long hole, the hole has a drive pin 5, on which there are nine through benzene string of beads 6, the end of the drive pin 5 gear set connected to the housing, through the benzene beads 6 With the drive pin 5 penile prosthesis a rotary drive. A gear set 7 and 8 the combination of the battery case 9, the gear 7 is composed of four different toggle to size the rotating gears of the gear (as known in the art), and finally a pair of gears of the transmission body and dildo pin and bottom connection, driven rotary drive pin 5; casing 9 top and bottom of a penile prosthesis bonded together, operation, penile prosthesis into the vagina, do handle with shell 9 itself; in case there switch; battery power supply gear set.
I claim:
A method for treatment of vaginal angle against type, characterized in that it is made penile prosthesis, transmission pin, gears, a battery and a housing consisting of; a, penile prosthesis is composed of a main four short penis and penile posed; master penis is curved, four side penis penis located in the main four corners; side of the penis and the penis even as one of the main and side glans penis above the main wall 2 ~ 5mm; penile prosthesis body with a long hole, the hole has drive pin, needle and gear drive connected, the drive pin on the strings of 6 to 9 through benzene beads, beads driven through benzene penile prosthesis rotation; b, gear set and the battery mounted in the housing, shell top with penile prosthesis connection: gear set is struck by the number of pairs of rotating gears and gear, and finally a set of gears and penile prosthesis in vivo transmission pin connector, drive gear needle rotation.
| Waugh - 2014-01-09 it's a sewer fill it with as much shit as you like
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| ashtar. - 2014-01-09
Keep going Waugh. You're so close! You can do it!
I believe in you.
| Waugh - 2014-01-09 close to what exactly
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| Waugh - 2014-01-09 you were right
| BorrowedSolution - 2014-01-09 I've gotta say, I haven't laughed this hard on poeTV since I started lurking here. We're going to run with this until ashtar's absolutely balls-drained of sewer-sauce.
| memedumpster - 2014-01-09
Waugh is the best NSA agent and makes the job look fun.
| Father Avalanche - 2014-01-10
Waugh is
| BorrowedSolution - 2014-01-10
Waugh was
| Sudan no1 - 2014-01-10
Waugh
| Jet Bin Fever - 2014-01-14
Wau
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