LOL

I recommend it.

Second'ing the notion of hot lesbian sex on the Resolute. Queen Victoria would have been SHOCKED I tell you.

One of my best friends had gay sex on a funeral home director's desk, and extrapolating from his report I can say with full certainty that either of the above scenarios could only have the most positive results.


They did it again in the basement of a different funeral home later that year, but only because the guy worked night shift at one funeral home and then got a job at a competing one.

I just need to share that story whenever I have a plausible excuse.

I didn't notice, but you're right. The tan, the frames, the vest. He is dressing like a gay person would back in 2004.

He's become a secret sister of the pants suit.

Whoa

You heard it here first, folks; Glenn Beck is a deep-cover homosexual operative whose mission is to destroy the republican party from the inside. That seems to be the GOP's big thing lately.

It all makes sense!

So... teabaggers really are... aw now that's just trolling!

He really lost his moment, he had the number one book, the number one show in the, ahem, "political" tv arena. But he was a one trick pony, crying every time Obama went out for a burger eventually got on everyone's nerves.

It's like that comedian who blew up for about a year in the 70s and then disappeared almost instantly after putting out a major label LP and doing a bunch of TV appearances.

Because the only thing he had was an amazing Spiro Agnew impression.


I don't even remember his name (and I've had the album for years).

I went into this video with a vague but serviceable notion of what "arc of history" means. Now I've got no clue. Is it...it it like an angel, or a tax cut? These people are criminally stupid.

History is Glen Beck, being blown backwards, into the bullshit.
History is a pile of debris, and Glen Beck wants to go back,
and fix things, get his show back on Fox at primetime.
But there's a storm blowing from hollywood.
And the storm keeps blowing glen beck, backwards, into the bullshit.
And this storm.
This storm.
Is called,
Ratings.

Not merely ratings. He became completely pariah from advertisers except for Goldine.com and Seed Insurance, and he insulted Roger Ailes by running his entire machine through his own handlers, rather than the Fox News people. He runs his machine exactly like Lady Gaga, amusingly. A small group of Glenn Beck entourage decides who "Glenn Beck" needs to be today.

But, I predicted this. I always said he'd be thrown under the bus when the Tea Party took a majority in the House and gears needed to switch from offense to defense. The last straw for him was his theme park idea, which effectively ENDED him with Fox.

The arc of history.







The arc of history.