http://the-tap.blogspot.nl/2014/02/warrants-issued-for-arrest-of-q ueen-and.html

Ask them their names, then film them leaving. That's way cleverer than telling the inspector they don't have a TV, and closing the door. Though not as clever as my strategy of shitting my pants and yelling that Jesus lives in my cock. The fascists trying to collect payment for the services they produce and I voluntarily use, never come back after that.

Kind of a paranoid dick, although I do find the whole idea of a "TV license" rather silly, especially in the current era where you don't necessarily need a television to watch television.

No fucking way a tv license fee is real. I refuse to believe a country that does that can be on earth without being bombed immediately.

I can't think of a more appropriate way to respond to any government official coming to your door. That said, as a technologist I find it ridiculous that this has to be done in-person.