That's assault, brutha.

Let's see how long the thread can go without mentioning the obvious bonus feature in the video.

That is a really nice chair, I wonder where she got it?

WAY TO GO, yogarfield.

She's confusing autism with being an average human doing things average humans do. She doesn't realize that every human's calm demeanour is a barely contained sham, and no one feels anything towards life short of panic. Everyone thinks they alone are creating the Great Existential Escape for Special Super Reasons, but we all do it, delightfully in vain, together.

One big assburger, us.

How you been?

Are you under the impression that you have a mental health problem or do you think you could stop being this way any time you wanted?

That was to oddeye, but I guess meme can feel free to answer as well.

@Memedumpster

I dont feel that way.

Memedumpster! Glad you're around!

By the wonderful DSM-Fucked standards, yes, I am a mental cavalcade of utterly cool.

I have more caffeine intoxication disorder than Jeffrey Dahmer had plastic wrapped heads. I once grieved for a dead person longer than two weeks, I forgot what that disorder's called. Oh, I have Spiritual Problem Disorder too, wherein I sometimes contemplate our place in the greater scheme of the cosmos. A friend of mine was shot recently and I am still very bitter over that. Post Traumatic Embitterment Disorder.

Do I think I can change these things? No, well, probably, but I refuse to (Oppositional Defiant Disorder).

Purple Cat, that's because you're not from Planet America. I bet you don't even look like us. Here's me : http://tinyurl.com/otugxtm

Since this is on the front page again today I'm going to take the opportunity to point out that more than 2/3 of the DSM-V task force had conflicts of interest with the pharmaceutical industry, and that's just the ones who self-reported so it's probably a conservative number.

Even the NIMH called bullshit on it this time around.

https://www.nimh.nih.gov/about/director/index.shtml

Wrong URL. This is the one:

https://www.nimh.nih.gov/about/directors/thomas-insel/blog/201 3/transforming-diagnosis.shtml

Every time she said spectral disorder I kept thinking of that new Bond flick

"Spectral disorder" sounds like the PC way of describing a ghost.

^ points

That's actually not how spectrum disorders work.

Good day, I, Evil Homer, of sound mind and body, type the following from honest personal opinions, and I apologize for all offensive remarks I will be making in the statement.


Aspergers is Nothing At All Like Autism. I have stated this Fact over and over again in my replies to messages from people who tell me otherwise. I feel very sick and tired of hearing that false rumor that the two are Anything to Full Similar.

Firstly, I can verify that I was diagnosed with Autism with papers in my parents' filing cabinets. And more current and immediate within my reach, I have the papers from my most recent Psychiatric Evaluation on November 5, 2004 with Dr. Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D. She reverifies my Autisim in this, and I quote, "Mr. Homer is a 22-year-old man with a history of developmental delays and autism. Despite these limitations, he semms to have been quite successful in maximizing his academic abilities. Despite his significant delays in language, he has over the years developed relatively affective communication skills."

And with that, I have not only Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People, but I have gone beyond the Autistic Dreams academically, communicatively and socially. Still, I have trouble maintaining Eye-Contact, my mentality is sometimes slow yet quick at other times. The people who first evaluated me ever even stated that I would never even make it to High School, much less even Write His Name. Take That and Smoke It, oldest doctors. I have worked very hard to achieve and maintain Honor Roll throughout Middle and High School, and even to make the PVCC Dean's List, and fulfill my parents' wishes to work for and earn the Degree and Certificate for Computer Aided Drafting and Design.

And those with Aspergers DARE try to take the Shine and Limelight AWAY from us Autistic people, not only with their "Social Flaws" and such possibly similar traits to Autism. But to SHUN us Autistics by being BETTER Communicatively and Mentally than us. I have received a message from one who DARED called me "Normal" in comparison to him. IF ANYTHING, the Asperger people ARE and HAVE BEEN NORMAL. They think they can one-up, or even match, autism with the Lack of Social Capability and their Clumsiness and such. THOSE Characteristics can be FAKED by them who are MOST NORMAL compared to us TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE.

Even their Title is flawed, "Aspergers"; it can be misconstrued into a Most Terrible Cut of Meat from any Animal; even something that can be picked nasally.

I have fought Long and Hard to make a Stand for the Autistic People; I will most certainly NOT let these impostors Steal the True Original Title of Autistic from any of us.

VICTORY OVER AUTISM BELONGS ONLY TO US TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE.

Look out Infinite Zest, there's a new post-length daddy in town.

Dang Competing Retards!

Based on an impartial and extensive review of his pony-related posting history and deviant art account, we on the Committee hereby find that Mr. EvilHomer wins at all the autism forever.

Also, remember that time EH and JHM got into a fight? No, of course not because no one took the time to read that war and peace length shit.

...Applause!

Got some borderline aspergers for her RIGHT HERE-AH

Is straight and enjoys sex with partners but only has sex with people who they want to have sex with = demisexual which is on the asexual spectrum so therefore they're QUEER TOO

I thought demisexuals only fucked hobbits and elves.

no then it would make sense