Feh. Mediocre at best. If you're going for awful, check out the bands that got zero at Eurovision.

extra star for whatever the fuck is behind the singer

The three stars are just for the scarf choreography.

I love Eurovision. They look like a trio of rabbis.

Leonard Maltin gets down with what sounds like late 80's J-Pop.

3 stars for gratuitous moogage.

This whole song was poking fun at eurovision.
Telex is in actuality a little cooler than this.

Fabulous.