Also, why can't I stop beating off to it?

it's cause she's got those strong, workin class hands, you can tell theyve seen hell

I'm just going to assume that at least 5,500,000 of those views are people who are just as baffled about it as we are and leave it at that.

And yet, when Ashens or Grand-Illusions does this, nobody has a problem with it.

Check your privilege, guys.

Ashens gimmick is that he is exposing weird/awful knock off toys and food and is not aggressively trying to be a "character" with tons of forced humor and edits. Not sure he really compares to this kind of shit.

He does it with an ironic sneer, she does it with wide-eyed sincerity. That's the only difference.

Well, that, and the fact that Ashens tries to play it very "manly" and "cool" with his dark living room and Brit-bro stoicism, while this lady shamelessly femmes it up with glitter and sparklies and bright primary colors everywhere.

Again, privileges need to be checked! When sarcastic old men do it, it's totally fine, but when a bubbly girly-girl who fails to live up to conventional beauty standards does it, she's a weirdo.

ashtar this is an incredible find, and combined with your first comment, I'm going to give this 5 stars
*****
unfortunately, due to MLP content, it will have to be ghost stars
that is the best I can do here
I'm already making an exception to my MLP on poetv policy, I hope you understand

To be fair, WE keep watching this shit

da mystery of unboxin

See, here's the thing: we never think we're going to turn into Grandpa Simpson, because we never truly believe that kids are going to become so alien and different from us that, on a strictly intellectual level, we cannot relate to them at all.

Yet this is precisely what will happen.

I want to find an unboxing channel that's been running for over a year or so that releases a final video showing the hoarder house full to the rafters with empty boxes and packing material..ending with a single gunshot in the background