The slow motion at the end.

HAVE GOOD CREDIT OR ELSE WE ARE YOUR LAST RESORT. THINK DEEPLY ABOUT THIS AND WORRY.

I want to find the bar that this guy and his friends plan these at.

Senor Cardgage?

I thought the guy in the frog costume was dead at first.

I want to buy a hundred couches from this guy. But only if the frog is there.

The frog is Froggy from the old Ghoulardi (Ernie Anderson) show.

the things they've done on that couch

Oh. Just...oh God.

This looks like it belongs in the middle of the "PCP news" video

He makes his money by repoing the furniture if you miss a payment.

Now, seriously...

Wow, it was just bad at first, then it went crazy. It's like they decided "hey, this ad will never work, let's just put in a bunch of crazy stuff in for no reason!"

Are those the shears he repos your digits with?