Cena_mark - 2016-08-10
Knots suck. I don't use them.
|
|
|
Cena_mark - 2016-08-10 I'm totally a sailor. I just don't tie knots.
|
EvilHomer - 2016-08-10 Sailors tie knots. You do not tie knots, ergo, not a sailor.
I mean, why else do you think they're called "sailing knots"? Duh.
|
EvilHomer - 2016-08-10 Maybe if you went and trained on the Eagle alongside the Coast Guard Special Forces, you'd be able to handle knots?
|
Cena_mark - 2016-08-10 Special forces? The Eagle exists just to look pretty and teach academy dorks how to pull ropes.
|
|
EvilHomer - 2016-08-10 When you capture a pirate, you'll be thanking your lucky stars that the CG Special Forces are on hand to tie him up.
|
Cena_mark - 2016-08-10 I'm not a BM I just make them.
|
EvilHomer - 2016-08-10 Wait, how can YOU make Boatswain's Mates? I thought you didn't know anything about knots? The Coast Guard isn't very professional, but I know they wouldn't let you train Boatswain's Mates unless you knew how to make a proper knot.
|
Cena_mark - 2016-08-10 No, that was poop joke.
|
EvilHomer - 2016-08-11 ooooh...
You're not a poop? Of course you're not, nobody said you were, how is that funny?
|
|
Register or login To Post a Comment |