Apart from how horrible this is, my favorite part was when they were training shooting on the train bridge. With no targets, or anything to check their aim. Just firing wildly into the water.

Then I realized, they are on a train bridge, which means a train may show up. And they wouldn't be able to hear the train coming because they are wearing silencing headphones to stop being deafened by their own firearms.

I wonder if the entire state of Texas is suffering lead poisoning.

I mean, seriously, they're always firing bullets into the ether just for shits & giggles. There's gotta be a lot of lead in the environment by now.

It's adorable how they think Isis would even consider attacking their shitty little town. "Gotta gear boys, gotta protect the high school football stands."

I'm sure everybody is just gonna calm down and listen to reason right? That's how this ends right?

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Tactical moobs

Up until fifty years ago Arabic people were considered White but were under the sub-category "Funny Hats."

More like radical Texans preparing to take on anything that's not Texan.

From one "Dexter Morgan:"

"Why are they shooting fish? They can't all be Muslim."