I was a bit suspicious about what "Telephone Sex Survey" indicated in the teasers, but definitely didn't expect this...

hmm.. if you call the message is all garbled like any other time I'm put on hold or have to leave a message.. is this a common cellphone thing? I mean, most calls are crystal clear when someone picks up..

infinite zest. -3.5

I called.

(15 maybe? I counted handles and blowjobs.)

1 (800) 591-FARG.

and Phil Collins

I called. Started to say "twelve." Suddenly a knock at my door. It's Garfield. He points to himself and says, "Thirteen."