Yes, of course it does. How else are you gonna build those big bot armies to DDOS stuff without it?

What I love about the design is after you are done finding your phone, connecting to the cloud, getting your code, entering your code, then you press a fucking button to squeeze the bag.

I think what it does is squeeze a bag full of pre-ground juice and pulp, like what would come out of a regular juicer if it didn't have a centrifuge.

So what you are saying is, it's squeezing juice out of a bag full of juice

No. If it were just juice then this would be an even funnier farce.

$400 squeezer for your capri sun pouches.

Because silicon valley and other yuppies will throw money at anything that's wifi enabled with a smartphone app. This one also had bonus rich health nuts that will pay anything for 'natural healthy living' buzz words.

It's tailored to garner investment capital. The real hook is not what Sol mentions above ( although they are all standard sweeteners for this kind of thing ) but the fact that it's based on a consumable that must be purchased from the manufacturer. Plus, it's DRM ready, so no third party consumables. That's a wet dream for your average venture capitalist, hence the success.

Ye. Business these days isnt about being profitable. Its about getting investors.

I think they figured it would be like a Kureg but for juice.

It's not like it's hard to hack Kureg.

The problem, MB, is your bad BM, your Business Model that is. With a good BM your Shat could be off the ground and flying. Without it. the Shat will just cower there deep in your creative bowels, cramping your style and flavoring your flatulence.

"Juicers are notoriously messy and hard to clean."

What

Not having to wash, peel and cut your own fruit/veggies?

What? Squidward is reasonably intelligent.