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because mixing your own eggs and oil together is too difficult for some people, they have to engage in the practice of heretical witchcraft.
To be fair, miracle whip is more like mixing eggs and piss together to curse people's children, which is historically accurate to the time depicted.
Miracle Whip is closer to British salad cream than mayonnaise. I actually like the tangy zip.
I grew up in a miracle whip house hold. good lord do i prefer real mayo.
5 for memedumpster.
not as bad as the car commercial with the fucking asteroid.
The Demi Moore version of this movie is a god damn travesty.
Just wait until next year's animated Dreamworks reboot where Optimus Prime saves her at the end.
Don't forget Gary Oldman's distressingly small penis! It's like he glued an acorn onto a porkchop!
There's nothing weird about this ad. Eating Miracle Whip is EXACTLY like committing adultery. It offends God, your spouse will hate you for it, and you do it with your penis.
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