5 staring because this horrible content belongs here

5 stars for hazelnut bravely rating and reviewing this video.

I will now mutilate my penis

Charity Today has Buddy Bear
Rainbow Trust Children's Charity has the Rainbow Lion
Hike for Hope has Boone the Racoon
The Epilepsy Foundation has Caesar the Seahorse
The World Wildlife Fund has Chi Chi the Panda
Oorah Kiruv Rechokim has Fiveish the Five Dollar Bill

5 for that authentic "worst thing I've ever seen" feel

The first time I saw Fiveish I honestly thought it was anti-Semitic propaganda.

Can someone please explain to me why the mascot is a 5 dollar bill? Also what the fuck is with the begining and both, I presume brothers, wearing those awful tacky fedoras?

I thought this would be a low-rent version of Fiverr but it turned out to be much worse.