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Can do! I was going to burn the corpse and scatter the ashes to the 4 winds, but the trash heap is easier.
"Sleep all day" "Just waitin' for the sun to set" "I hang my clothes" "Up on the line" "When I die" "I'll hang my head beside the willow tree" "When I'm dead" "Is when I'll be free" "And you can take my body" "Put it in a boat" "Set it on fire" "You can use the kerosene" "Take my body" "Put it in a boat" "Light it on fire" "And send it out to sea"
Seems like a waste of a boat.
It can be an old ratty boat you were going to throw away.
A real Diogenes.
I just want to be thrown in a hole with a tree planted on top of me. Unless I die rich. Then I want to be plastinated and have my fortune put in a trust fund with the interest going to someone I hate. But they can only collect so long as they take my preserved corpse around with them "Weekend at Bernie's" style wherever they go. They can use a remote-controlled electric scooter to get me around. I'm not a monster.
Binro, I like how you think.