No way to defend this. My only hope is that it's a sign of dementia (my grandmother did some really inappropriate shit around the time she was diagnosed) and not an aging mind revealing decades of suppressed pedophilia and child lust.

Who else had this on their, "The World is Falling Apart" Bingo card?

I voted this up for the title and am now giving it 5 stars for the title.

Huh, turns out China was the good guy all along.