It's blatantly obvious someone who hates vegan "milk" wrote this.

This kind of made me sad— I remember a time when the Onion produced some of the best satire on the internet … and it is clearly a shell of its former self. I know it is years removed from its peak, but watching this just reminds how increasingly irrelevant the Onion has become.

They went from brilliantly constructed ONN pieces like "Apple Friend Bar", "Macbook Wheel", and "Missing Sorority Girl" - with tons of layered gags and details - around 2010 to just a few years later going sharply downhill with the B team with just a thin concept and winging it with improv.

This...this is the Z team.