SolRo - 2024-05-05
Physics dictates that if you try to stop your body from falling using only an opposing force coming from your head then that would be equivalent to the force of a hangman’s noose
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The Mothership - 2024-05-06 Dude that is totally right! But it's like, a comic book? Turned into a cartoon and all?
And Cyclops is somehow not a jerk in this version? Explain that!
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SolRo - 2024-05-06 He’s still dickish
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2024-05-06 @Solro Incorrect! A hangman's noose causes a sudden stop, all the deceleration happens in one moment, which is what breaks the persons neck. By applying a force *over time* Cyclops could have slowed down gradually.
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SolRo - 2024-05-06 I’d be amenable to that theory if cyclops had the neck muscles of a linebacker
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yogarfield - 2024-05-06 The darkest joke I have ever heard was some big wig going on a tangent at a conference for the NYSSIPP (basically a board review course for surgeons in New York state).
Old, Brooklyn-ass dude goes on a tangent about how to properly hang yourself. Given the generally low basement height in NYC, "You need that jerk, so you're going to have a happier time killing yourself outside the city."
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Architeuthis Tux - 2024-05-06 When I lived in upstate NY, a local gym teacher accused of molesting kids killed himself in the sheriffs station by using the cord from the lamp tied into a drawer on the desk and then laying down under the desk.
Considering how deeply weird the guy was behaving, I actually don't think that was a 'suicide'.
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Cena_mark - 2024-05-06 Cyclops slows his fall gradually, plus he's a superhero.
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SolRo - 2024-05-07 Arch we’re mostly talking about the force needed to snap a neck to do a “humane” hanging. What you’re describing is just slow strangulation.
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garcet71283 - 2024-05-07 The desk thing actually isn’t that uncommon in prisons, just reimagined with bedsheets and a bed.
Once you pass out, gravity does the rest of the work
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yogarfield - 2024-05-08 @arch Yeah, that sounds like a Carradine Event.
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yogarfield - 2024-05-06
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Sludge Vohaul - 2024-05-07
Good thing he wasn't landing over a Colorado suburb or something.
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