How many of those guys have been shot down by Tamar? My guess is either all of them or none of them.

Something Awful shirt...

Im matt.......................... I live here to.

that chick at 4:35 is pretty damn hot.

WTF-----> 3:12

KITTY 2:25

Ah yes, the dork queen. Making her rounds I see. I know what YOUR GAME is, dork queen. Heartbreaker.

I shut it off after the mention of "Well my mom lives here too..."

I love video games. I love geeking out with friends over them. I deeply respect all who can put up with such geekery.
But seriously....your mom?

I guess I'm not a gamer. :(

"it's really like a sport"

1. That is the faggiest thing I have ever witnessed.

2. I didn't see one bong, so I know they're not doing this video-game sausage-fest right.

3. Who defines their lives by what movies they watch? Don't defend yourself by comparing your sad life to that of an equally pathetic hypothetical loser.

I love the almost imperceptible look of utter despair and resignation that crosses the kid's face only to disappear quickly under a facade of "happiness" after he says "I love Smash Brothers...it absorbed four years of my life...yeah."

I'll go with the Triumph line: She has her choice of all these boys, none of whom have any idea how to please her.
Also, once high school's over for these dorks who aren't yet college drop-outs, she will be long since gone.

I am disturbed that I may be responsible for somehow contributing to this . . . horror.

Also, I would like to point out that these guys are likely heroes "goons" of the Something Awful message forums.

Nothing surprising here. This is what gamers are like.

What the. These people actually live near me, and i've seen some of them on the street on several occaisions.

Interesting.

The ratio of chicks who actually like games to the chicks who just fake it just to get a monopoly on (low quality) male attention is depressingly low =(