A much better song than "I Touch Myself," to boot.

"Masturbation anthems" are a subgenre that really can't be gender-swapped with any success, can they? "He Bop" wouldn't be anywhere NEAR as sexy.

YES!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!

I saw this video when I was 9. I had no idea it was about masturbation. When I saw the smoke in Cyndi's car, I thought she just had car trouble.

With wonderful animation by the designer of Pee Wee's Playhouse, Gary Panter.

I think, in hindsight, my sexuality was formed from a combination of Cyndi Lauper videos and movies like REPULSION on "Dialing for Dollars."

Was there a Cab Calloway revival in the 80s?

A taco restaurant would have been more apropros, IMO

So, just how many songs about masturbation were written in the eighties and early nineties?

The idea of Cindy Lauper masturbating made my nuts crawl up into my body.

Cyndi was the second celebrity I had a serious crush on and she'll always have a special place in my heart.

How Madonna managed to become more popular, I'll never know.

Wait, actually, I do know how she got to be more popular.