Hey, Chet - having a hard time getting the rest of this submitted, it's giving me "Auth Error3.x3a"

"Itīs very easy to lose my ancestor"

I went as a hopping vampire for Halloween about five years ago. Hopping constantly while on pavement and wearing Chinese slippers made for some mighty sore calves the next day.

Love the Guns n Roses beach towel on the wall of an airplane. Really, really hope the whole movie can be put up here.

British auction houses are notorious for the Halloween parties that spontaneously spring up around them.

"The Chinese vampire is not effected by the holy cross or direct sunlight. Our Chinese vampires are clearly superior to your western ones."