my friend owns an SKS and makes his own ammo. We took it to the forest, loaded it with FMJ rounds and blew through a 2-foot thick tree.
I never, ever want to go to war.

One of the few times the Number One spot didn't go to an American made machine out of pure nostalgia/patriotism. Loses a point for Aryeh Nusbacher, who tries SO HARD to be cool. Gains points back for "30 Rounds Of Rock And Roll." which is effortlessly cool. TAKE IT TO A NEW PLANET AND FUCK SHIT UP.

A different planet? What?

The narrator's upbeat voice really stands in stark contrast to what may be the single invention of the 20th century to cause the most pain and suffering worldwide.

I want to throw that fat mustache gun man off a cliff. But hooray for ridiculous discovery channel war porn.

if i had to go to a planet. to an unknown planet.

They keep saying "was" about Kalashnikov. All these firearms experts know he's still alive right?