Thanks to Sexman, I too now dream of a film with no talking and constantly exploding heads.

He sounds like Trent Easton from Perfect Dark, but an octave or two higher.

That kid needs some serious braces. And possibly a headgear.

But that might make his voice even more annoying...

Not sure how you can get excited over something being back when you were born 20 years too late to remember it.

This is the face of a Captain of Industry.

Why do I have the urge to slap school books out of his arms?

It's incredible how much he looks and sounds like L. Ron Hubbard. Chilling.

Well, it was a good review, and I recommend you see this clip. FIEY-VUH. OUT OF FIEY-VUH. STARS. I don't give that too often.

It's been a damn long time since I've seen a movie that kept me on the edge of my seat.

Maybe Mr. Stallone will send me some human growth hormone for that hearty endorsement.

but where is rousdower?

FIVE. OUT OF FIVE. STARS.

Just for the last 5 seconds.

I couldn't make it past "MY RAMBO REVIEW!!!!"
So, that's something.

Sexman is the real McLovin

...Sex...man...??????????????????

that fagbomb could floss with a jump rope.

His vocal chords are located in his sinuses, that's all

is it right to mock the afflicted?

Holy shit. He is the spitting image of a kid that lived next door to me while I was growing up. Weird-looking eyes, horribly crooked teeth, unkempt hair, incredibly annoying voice, bad temper. As far as I can remember, he didn't have many friends, if at all. He just holed himself up in his room and played Nintendo whenever he didn't have to go to school.