Radical dude.

They have yet to top this game.

"Please please it's scary down there!"

I do not regret what I did.

These people all have a severe case of Liefielditis.

By far my favorite was the guy with wheels fused to his arms and legs.

Many hours of my life were wasted on this game. Worth every minute!

+1 for the omnipotent fop tag

David Jaffe is 11 years old and retarded.

I just watched this without sound (I work at a library), and I feel like I just watched Image Comics' rendition of the history of Scientology. I honestly have no idea what the shit is going on.

Don't forget part 2!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOn1cYYR3Sk

I was going to mention something about putting rocket boosters on a patrol car, until I realized that it wasn't close to being the most implausible thing in the entire game.

Or the most awesome.