You know, sometimes when I'm feeling full of myself, I put the cat in my lap and tap his paws on the keyboard, like he's typing. And he'll start to purr. And I'll just think:

"This is me. This is what I do. I type things on the internet. And then I purr."

Nothing at all to do with the video; just thought I'd share. You're welcome!

4 stars because that cat obviously takes a lot of shit.

Indeed, in fact you can distinctly hear him grumbling "stooopppiiiiit!" in catspeak.

This adds nothing to what we know or care about. This is of no value. We must shed it so that we may run.

Quuuuit it

Translation:

STOP FILMING ME

THIS ISN'T YOUTUBE WORTHY

SERIOUSLY I MEAN IT

Awesome.

Nooooooooooooooot in the mood!

There's a kitty cat.

But he's no Burger and Fries. :(

i tell ya... i think it coulda used more cat.

beat it bub, you bother me

Eh. It's ... it's a cat being bothered by some dipshit. And the cat is just saying "fuck off, man..." in cat-speak.

So no. No five stars for you.

How does this boring cat get thru the hopper and my submission of Mo Money Vice does not?

Seriously...someone please explain how this works.

Cats get through the hopper because they're cats. Cats are cool.