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baleen - 2008-03-17


They still haven't done anything about the sound. "Abdul, the lawnmowers are coming." And it's still really slow. I'd also like to see him kick it in rough terrain. Big Dog can resist kicks on the street, but what about a street with potholes and debris, like, a real street.


Albuquerque Halsey - 2008-03-17

Well, I imagine the chainsaw engine is a placeholder until the walking and prancing technology is perfected.


baleen - 2008-03-17


The Prancing Death


SARS - 2008-03-17

they could cut the noise down if they took the wasp nests off


Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-03-17

What, didn't you see it climb the cinder blocks, or on the ice? Fuck a mister only watched 1/3 of the video to you.


FABIO2 - 2008-03-17

Yeah, let's get this thing out of the woods and onto the rough terrain of a STREET.


Noober - 2008-03-18

Potholes and debris? Ha ha, oh you crazy Americans.


baleen - 2008-03-18


It climbs well, but I want to see it kicked on rough terrain!
This isn't quite as cool as the mechanized body armor though.


Miskimo - 2008-03-17

Amazing. Seems like they just need a quieter air compressor when it's on the road. Maybe they don't want it sneaking up on them.


zatojones - 2008-03-17

I think they're concentrating on perfecting the "walking robot" aspect of the project before they address the "muffler" part. Hopefully their partners at Meineke Labs will be ready with their research at that point.


baleen - 2008-03-17


Muffler by Meineke
Body by Maaco
Legs by Leggs


Miskimo - 2008-03-17

Yeah, I haven't mailed them these insights yet.


Caminante Nocturno - 2008-03-17

The sound it makes has a lot to do with it, but it really does look like a giant mutated housefly.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-03-17

HAHAHA!! I was not prepared to see someone KICK the leafblower-powered AT-AT. I laughed so hard I think a little snot came out.

First thought that popped into mind was that I wanted one of these things at every hardcore music concert. Instead of a mosh pit, you get a very robust one of these things, tie it to a stake, and just have a circle of people kicking it like a chained robotic mule or something.

Then I saw ice-skating robot donkey thing take a dive and I know for sure I blew snot. And then the prancing robot equestrian track.

THANKS DARPA, you just made/funded my day. :D


abeli$con - 2008-03-17

I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW ROBOT OVERLORDS.


kiint - 2008-03-17

yeah yeah, we know


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2008-03-17

At least he didn't quote Kyle Reese from The Terminator.


BornAgainCannibal - 2008-03-19

Defense network computers. New... powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.


StanleyPain - 2008-03-17

The kick and the ice thing are, in my opinion, pretty mind blowing considering how fragile self-stabilizing technology was only a few years ago.

So this is how the robot/human wars begin. With a kick.


Caminante Nocturno - 2008-03-17

I like to think that more than one person ran up to it and started comforting it immediately after the kick test was concluded.

All stroking it and making comforting noises to it.


Aoi - 2008-03-17

With the way the buzzing changed pitch at the kick, the first thing that popped into my mind was 'bzzzzzzzzz master why do you kick me i love you'


GoneGirl - 2008-03-18

I was suddenly terrified that the thing was going to wheel around and maul the kicker with a previously hidden jagged orifice.


rustedmutt - 2008-03-17

The jerking, the hypnotic buzzing, the periodic sproinging and lifelike skittering to retain balance...This, this is nightmare fuel. It's also gorgeous. Damn it all for not knowing about this sooner, thank you, Poetv!


rustedmutt - 2008-03-17

Near the end...the BOINGing! I think it wants to play.

Either that, or the white lines are lava.


RockBolt - 2008-03-17

That slip on the ice is impressive as well as terrifying


Doctor Arcane - 2008-03-17

Boston represent.


athodyd - 2008-03-17

I'll be pretty disappointed if nobody's hung some kind of face on this thing and sent it after some kids.


DK1987 - 2008-03-17

incredible! I bet the Japanese are so jealous right now.

This thing kinda puts that Asimo or whatever the hell couldn't even get up the stairs to shame.


StanleyPain - 2008-03-17

To be fair, Asimo had to do all that with only two legs.


DK1987 - 2008-03-17

that's true but if they perhaps tried to make it more like a robot, and less like a cutesy anime spaceman they would have had more success.

I mean I think part of why this thing is so impressive is, I mean it looks like a headless metal goat out of hell.


DK1987 - 2008-03-17

forgot to add the video in question
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=10260


theSnake - 2008-03-17

Fucking terrifying.


seriouslyuguys - 2008-03-17

The slipping on ice shot made me queasy. Also; why do I feel an empathetic response when someone kicks a robot, and does it make me more or less human?


Grace Mugabe - 2008-03-19

The tortoise lies on it's back, beating its legs and trying to turn itself over. But it can't, not without your help. And you're not helping. Why is that, seriouslyuguys?


Robin Kestrel - 2008-03-17

5 stars for the recovery on ice. You'd think the thing would be top-heavy carrying 340 pounds, but it didn't go down. Impressive.


AgentOrange - 2008-03-17

One of the best things ever on PoE TV.


FABIO2 - 2008-03-17

I can't wait to hit this thing with a pipe in Silent Hill 5.


A Jumping Spider! - 2008-03-17

I love it's jaunty little walk. The prancingat the very end is even better.

In some shots it looks like a pair of ninjas carting a tiny car around.


wtf japan - 2008-03-18

5 stars for lil brudder tag.

"Ladies and gentlemen: Metal Gear!!!"


kiint - 2008-03-18

ICE ICE SHIT ICE BBZZZT ICE ICE DAMN SHIT BZZZRT OK


Lies, lies, LIES! - 2008-03-18

In a hundred years, something like this will be hunting down the last of our descendants.

Or at least it will if I have anything to say about it.



Repomancer - 2008-03-18

Nice piece of work.


CuteLucca - 2008-03-18

I think it's cute! I want it to have a little wagging robot tail.


Spastic Avenger - 2008-04-04

So THAT's what a baby At-AT looks like. I thought they were like pigeons and you never got to see the young.


Spastic Avenger - 2008-04-04

forgot this.


Mobile Suit Goddamn - 2009-02-24

Science has finally created the Black Goat of the Woods.

Engineering will provide the Thousand Young.


Chinballs - 2009-02-27

Metal Gear!


Hooper_X - 2009-03-20

HEY GUYS VIDEOGAMES AMIRITE.

(this thing is fucking amazing. I want one that i can ride around on and chase people. THROW YOUR BALL ON MY LAWN EH YOU FUCKING KIDS?!)


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