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Desc:3 minutes of the finer points of this atrocious movie
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Military
Tags:explosions, marine, john cena, implausible movie magic
Submitted:Chizmurder
Date:04/21/08
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Comment count is 25
dancingshadow - 2008-04-21
EXXXPPLLOOOOSSHHHUUUUNNNNN
baleen - 2008-04-21

It only made 20 million dollars in the entire world,
Hooper_X - 2008-04-21
That ALMOST paid for the pyrotechnics budget.

(I have to say, the spot where he threw the woman out of the truck and she promptly went through the windshield of a passing bus was surprising and reasonably cool. It was DIFFERENT, at least.)

baleen - 2008-04-21

The magical force field that marines have was impressive too. 5000 degrees of flames can go, like, a foot away from a marine's face and he'll just shrug it off.

Quentin Tarantino: "One of the greatest movies ever made."
Oh Quentin.

kingarthur - 2008-04-21
I think Quentin was being openly sarcastic. For example, I said that Steve Austin movie was one of the best ever made and I knew I meant it in a sick, perverted way. Itsthe kindof perverse urge that makes you want to go see that last Rambo movie on opening night, rent Transorphers, and drink beers with friends while making fun of Attack Of The Gryphon or The Killing of Satan.

kingarthur - 2008-04-21
And excuse my keyboard, its being a bitch and its batteries are dying.

a flaming monkey - 2008-04-21
consider your keyboard excused.

zatojones - 2008-04-22
Remember The Marines originally got that heat force field from fighting the Lava Monster

baleen - 2008-04-22

quentin tarantino isn't really being sarcastic. he really loves ridiculous stylized violence, and it's hard to tell when he's laughing at the audience and when he's laughing with them. that's the kind of movies he makes.

Menudo con queso - 2008-04-21
The most implausible bit? A gas station that sells premium for .94.
Gerhard - 2008-04-21
This was a comedy right?.... right?...... oh....
StanleyPain - 2008-04-21
30 SECONDS TO EXPLOSIONATION.
oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2008-04-21
There were MUCH, much better scenes in this movie. What about the rock candy bit?
Senator_Unger - 2008-04-21
I love that in our society, "Dueling Banjos" from Deliverance has become synonymous with anal rape.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-21
I repeated that scene with the woman going through the bus windshield so many times.
hornung - 2008-04-21
be fair, that was every explosion.
it's not like there were any more explosions.
that was it.
just 10 humongous explosions.


and he kind of looks like a gigantic matt damon.
a flaming monkey - 2008-04-21
I thought he was a marine...why were there so many cop cars and urban environments?
GuyCorngood - 2008-04-21
-1:09 Dude. DUDE.
Udderdude - 2008-04-21
KABLOOIE!
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-04-21
What a wonderful way to represent our armed forces to the world. Thumbs up, Hollywood!
Camonk - 2008-04-22
Black dudes LOVE flashy cars!
gambol - 2008-04-22
I cannot conceive of any plot that could reasonably connect so many different explosions. In my understanding the screenwriters of this film couldn't either.
JSP - 2008-04-22
There are two different kinds of people in the world: Those who loved The Marine for what it was (the Jason X of action movies), and USELESS FUCKING FAGGOTS.
RockBolt - 2008-04-22
Luckily he was blown clear
Eroticus E - 2008-05-27
Na na na na - YOW!
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