WWII had a better ending, in that it HAD an ending.

Seriously, he's the hippest hapless victim of the VengaHumvee in this episode. Whiteshirt guys just ain't havin' none of it. He's the guy who's gonna drop the dime on this clown car of "Don't Tell"ing fun lovers. That or Contractor Guy, whomever sees the video of himself online in this situation first.

Well yeah I guess. My theory is that if you live in a shithole geographic area, like, say, the Middle East, or somewhere south of the Mason-Dixon line, or Alaska, etc, then you're probably going to have a lot more of a reason to take ANY EXCUSE WHAT-SO-EVER to shake your ass, get down, and boogie your socks off.

I could probably explain squaredancing by arguing on the same tack as the above.

Quit seriousing this stuff up.

That depends Blaise. Are they playing some kind of song you can jump around to? Does it feature a singer belting out their Crazy Arabic Moonlanguage over tweaky-sounding middle eastern instruments?

Because I'd fucking dance. Oh hell yeah, like a native american around a bonfire.

I would like to see the Party Van recruit some locals, though. Just to add a whole multi-cultural aspect to it, you know?

You mean Daler Mehndi? I'd be down with that.