5 stars for showing off their amazing lens flare technology.

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Ashley J. Williams quotes - 0.

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I hope that whenever they release DNF that it comes with a version of the game on every engine they ever tried to produce it on so we can see what we missed out on for every 2 years they haven't released it.

These guys have the most beautiful scam in perhaps the entire entertainment industry. They've been collecting a paycheck for years to do absolutely nothing.

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

The sad part is that looks like a fun game. Is that the Quake 2 engine?

Prospector

for 1998 those graphics are pretty good.

Let's see.. a pack of 25 cigarettes a day since 1998.. I have smoked roughly 91,250 cigarettes since Duke started development.

If they don't hurry I'll be dead from lung cancer.

Is Duke wielding Megatron?

I was playing nothing but RTS games when this should have come out.

Making fun of DNF's release date is a bit like dissing Aquaman. I will definitely play it if/when it comes out, and probably have a lot of fun.

I remember when the trailer came out for this in, what, 1873? I was so excited and blown away, with a little bit of fear that I'd have to finance a new PC shortly.

Turns out I didn't have to after all!

I was laughing at the mine cart level, until I remembered I did that in HL: Episode 2.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum."

I'm waiting for Shadow Warrior Forever

I pray this game never releases...so that this joke never ends...

Somehow uglier than build.

Screw DNF. Where's the Duke Nukem movie?

No game lets you shoot down more aircraft with an M16.