All that and muscular dystrophy. The other kids call him "penguin" because he walks from side-to-side when he doesn't wear his leg braces.
He plays the drums, too.

Such charisma...such stage presence... I am of course talking about that lamp in the background.

Videos like this used to end on a shelf or a pile with other VHS tapes, only to be forgotten and then watched with family or friends after a couple of years. Funny, and heartwarming. It used to take lots of practice and fiddling around with different things before you made something worth showing to other people.

Now apparently every idiotic "my first video" has to be put online, where millions of people can see it and feel they have been robbed of their time. Because if you're not family or a friend, there's really nothing worth seeing in those videos.

WHY?

Awww, he's even got the little Squier 10 Watt starter amp too!

This doesn't seem like a very hard song to play.

fuck kid, put some pants on.

That mullet...

You know, there are places in America that really are different.

Is he wearing pink nylon tights

Decor by Grandma

Zach Galifianakis is awesome.

OW-RIIIIIIGHT