Dicknuts - 2008-08-01
Dude.
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kennydra - 2008-08-01
Bouncers.
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FatFatuousNation - 2008-08-01
Dude.
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Adham Nu'man - 2008-08-01
Five... Fuckin'... Stars my bro!
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zatojones - 2008-08-01
this is why I only go to Avalon
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wtf japan - 2008-08-01
I am thankful for guidos. Because of them, I can never feel morally alienated from those individuals who have perpetrated the systematic annihilation of a class of people.
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Cleaner82 - 2008-08-01
A lot of people, they talk about the Middle East and they're like 'bomb em all'. And I could never understand how people could be so cruel. Until now. Bomb this beach.
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Mike Tyson?! - 2008-08-01 Yeah, I can suddenly understand the "MAKE THE AREA INTO GLASS" mindset all of a sudden.
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waxeater - 2008-08-01
The United States of New Jersey.
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sosage - 2008-08-01
Butt'er'face
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The Townleybomb - 2008-08-01
Dino is pretty much every third guy who plays poker in Atlantic City. Thanks for the money, bro.
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glasseye - 2008-08-01
It's like the steroids and booze replaced all of their brain cells.
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baleen - 2008-08-01
The guido documentary is to the 2008 what the pimp documentary was to 2003. When I moved here I wanted to make this documentary called Down the Shore, about a guy like me who tries to become a guido and has to get waxed and muscled, I'd have a guido be my cicerone (ha) and it would be funny.
But now everyone is making a fucking documentary about guidos. I even had a guy tell me a year after ME TELLING HIM MY IDEA the very same idea that I told him, only as if it were his idea. So -1 star for my own bitterness. I have only myself to blame.
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baleen - 2008-08-01
I'm on about 2 hours of sleep. That's why that didn't really come out too coherently.
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Dinky Patterson - 2008-08-01
This herd would've been thinned dramatically if the mental exams their ancestors passed at Ellis Island were just a little bit tougher.
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Gwago - 2008-08-01
Dear lord. I'm driving down to Jersey next week, wish me luck.
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notbob - 2008-08-01
I'm an Italian that lives in NJ. No one in the world is more ashamed of their people.
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That guy - 2012-03-30 My sympathies. Get out of there?
At least we're not orange and full of 'roids in California. We just eat too much and get mad sometimes
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Rudy - 2008-08-01
Epic
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DMKA - 2008-08-01
Now I see why New York hates Jersey.
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Nithing - 2008-08-01
More proof that Italians are barely even white.
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AgentOrange - 2008-08-01
Classy.
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Menudo con queso - 2008-08-01
Jen's voice could cut glass. Hell, it could cut through six-inches of steel.
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enki don't - 2008-08-01
To quote Tom Scharpling: That's not Jersey. That's shore-trash. And I only have one thing to say to shore-trash: make my funnel cake and shut up.
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enki don't - 2008-08-01 also: Proud, proud, moments there, people
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Camonk - 2008-08-01
Interestingly, this is also why I hate us.
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theSnake - 2008-08-01
Do you work out. Oh interviewer you, sarcastic SOB.
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heyitslozeau - 2008-08-01
i think this beach should be pushed into the ocean. for the sake of homeland securuity
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cognitivedissonance - 2008-08-02
Somebody needs to live this lifestyle for a year and write a book called "Guido Like Me".
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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-08-04
Hey, other countries. We'll make it worth your while if you're willing to take Jersey off of our hands.
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Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-11-21
I suddenly feel much, much better about my redneck heritage.
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twinkieafternoon - 2009-12-21
+5 Jen from Jewville.
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Pillager - 2010-07-20
"Orange People" would be a better tag.
Skin bronzer & all that...
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