Georgia's blossoming edible tie industry is in danger because of this war. Russia does not realize the damage it is doing.

This is the first time that any political figure has done anything that I could relate to.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Your friend in madness.

needs a wakka wakka tag

"First, I plan to soil myself. Then I'm going to regroup and come up with a new plan."

He's stronger than before. And once he completes the ancient Slavic tie-eating ritual, he'll be unstoppable.

It's obviously to intimidate the Russians. If he's willing to eat a tie, there's no telling what he'll do to them.

You wont break me
You wont make me
You wont take me,
Under blood red ties

You wont break me
You wont take me
Ill fight you under
Blood red tieeeees

This "WAR" thing is seriously not cool you guys.

The videos are, but the war thing, OH EMM GEE, totally not cool at all.

It's really one of those new Smuckers fruit roll up ties.

This is a guy who's been missing his binkie ever since his mom threw it out when he was seven years old.

that nigga chew on his tie

I wonder what bet he lost...

WIBBLE...

I can hear him thinking "This level of fuck-up ends with me being shot in the head in a gulag, surrounded by Russians, or shooting myself in the head in a bunker, surrounded by Russians. Fuuuuck."