His hand motion during the dvd...

So looking at boobies gave him cancer-like symptoms? Oh, fundies.

"... I have struggled with an addiction to adult pornography."
*women cross arms in disgust*

Y'know what buddy? Porn has killed fewer people than religion. I say go with porn.

I'm confused about the entire premise of this. He faked cancer... to hide that he was addicted to porn...? In what way does this make any sense? How does fake cancer obfuscate pornography addiction?

Damn... what kind of things do you have to do to yourself when watching porn, that you end up needing a walking cane, a breathing aid and also get inspiration to write a song?

"Pornographic images"

Shitting dick nipple, amputee, rubber fetish, tentacled, hermaphrodite, japanese furry porn?

All ye need know about our special homegrown brand of Puritanism in one quick and amusing lesson.

If porn caused cancer then I would have been dead many, many times over probably even before it was available on the Internet.

4 stars for Evangelical silliness, but I think I liked the story about the family who refused to enter their home (for days now) because a non-venomous pseudo-spider might be in it better.
There's no URL unfortunately.

I bet he has a furry alias.

I love the resubmit hopper