Even fucking mold and microscopic scavengers won't touch the stuff.

WE HAVE LOWER STANDARDS THAN MOLD.

A little smarmy there, but the point is made.

In defense of Mickey D, their salads are really good now.

I would eat it for 100 bucks.

I can't count how many diets PoETV has put me on.

I call BS.

Im getting one and leaving it out for a while to see what happens. Film at 11.

Same with Margarine. Nothing in nature will touch it. It's basically one molecular bond away from plastic.

It's called salt, grease, and BHT.

Idiots.

I'm so, so glad I haven't eaten fast food in 20 years

Cooking things kills the bacteria that's in it, and the salt keeps more from getting in. Oil has much less of a tendency to evaporate than water, and it also acts as a sealant. Bread locks away its moisture in its starch, which is why it goes stale until you microwave it, and without available moisture, mold can't grow; once bread goes stale it lasts practically forever. It's quite possible to have Real Food which doesn't spoil after it's cooked, and it's not as if that 4-year-old burger would be edible anyway.

Someone get that Morgan Spurlock video where he puts all the McDonalds sandwiches and some fries out for decompisition and only the fries stayed in their original form. All the sandwiches growed mold.

Also, why is she going through airport security with moldy potato pieces?

I call BS as well. I find it hard to believe that any would last more than 2 hours around that woman.

The last time I ever ate at McDonalds an enormously fat woman with her Down Syndrome looking (and possible, just, in fact, Down Syndrome) kids entered. Her kids were immensely noisy, disruptive, and run around the store. During all of this, the mother screamed at them continuously to behave as she waddled around getting the meals. She knocked something off the table, I forget what, and it made a loud crash. I got up and left and ended up being intensely sick, spending a good ten minutes retching in the parking lot from whatever shit they had put in my burger.

I've never been near one since. Nor should you.

Why is this fat woman telling me what to eat?

OH GOD, THIS BOTTLE OF WINE IS A DECADE OLD, AND LOOK - NO VISIBLE SIGNS OF DETERIORATION. HOLY SHIT, CHECK OUT THIS JERKY AND CHEESE AND RAISINS AND JAM AND AND AND shutup.

Wait, I'm confused. I have never heard this radical new theory about how fast food is unhealthy. Are there any oddly chubby people around to explain it to me in a patronising and vague manner?

She should team up with the peanut butter creationist guy.

FOOD LEFT IN OPEN IS LIKE FOOD LEFT IN STOMACH: GOES MOLDY AFTER THREE MONTHS!

I have fully formed french fries in my thighs

we really need to expand on this "health diet McDonalds cheeseburger" tag.

mcdonalds is good, and they're always hiring.

have you guys ever seen the movie "super size me"?

i wouldn't eat moldy food anyway, that is gross.

Why in god's name is she bringing the sliced up potato with her through airport security in the first place?

Wait. Wait wait back up a minute here. Hold on. Are you trying to tell me that McDonald's is... UNHEALTHY?! That just can't be.

I mean, they have a clown for a mascot for god's sake.

McDonald's should make cars.