>FIX ECONOMY

>I'm sorry, I can't find FIX ECONOMY in this room. Try rephrasing your command.

ECONOMY HAS BEEN EATEN BY A GRUE.

>look up

Palin wasn't rehearsed for that moment. So she read her cue cards about something unrelated instead of responding like a human being. And yet for some reason pundits are claiming there were "no gaffes".

Good on Joe for taking on the suggestion that because Palin's a woman, she understands family and raising kids better. One of those candidates was fighting sexism, and it wasn't the one who is treating the Presidency like a beauty pageant.

He tries so hard at sounding down to earth, yet he's pandering to the very people he hates and looks down upon for votes.

...what? He hates parents?

Cena is too hard to be made sad by the death of family members


You HAVE to be my favorite troll, ever.

almo sucks at it, though.

Yeahm almo's approach is just like "turdbutt. *one star*" - but cene_mark puts some effort into it.

Biden panders to the "people beset by terrible personal tragedy" vote

almo is a jock/bro/future-wal-mart-shopper.

It's okay, almo, you can cry... Really. There's no problem at all.

i've achieved poetv notoriety!

thank you for taking the bait, membership!

Are we notorious now just because we say so? Okay!!! I'm notorious too!

Don't flatter yourself, Mary. You have to be quite spectacularly idiotic to last more than a few weeks in the memory of a regular poe lurker. Why you would even want that, I have no idea.

Sure, you're dumb, but the bar has been set so high.

Alamo's greatest ambition in life has been realized: some guys on a website talked to him.

and you can see the little graph just fall as she starts speaking. good stuff.

I think the viewers are actually instructed to return their little boxes to neutral between candidates; they actually responded pretty well to the start of Palin's response - though throughout the debate the consistently plummeted every time she uttered the word "maverick".

I think it's interesting how the women registered a dip when Biden started to choke up, as though they were momentarily confused, but as soon as they realized what was going on, the bar lept back up to nearly the maximum. It's like someone graphed an "awwwww".

best get your ears checked

Yeah. It's like people today think they can avoid denying human emotions...

He's probably done this as a tactic before. But in this context its appropriate as Palin suggested the difference betwee then was was her "Being a mom, one very concerned about a son in the war, about a special needs child, about kids heading off to college, how are we going to pay those tuition bills?"

You don't get to pull that shit with Biden. It'd be like suggesting to McCain he's never known sacrificed for his country. For once the cliche is justified.

*between them was

I blame the crack rock.

I won't believe that a man would use the death of his wife and daughter to score cheap political favor.