Is there any way that last sentence could be delivered about food in a way that isn't disgusting?

THAT'S RIGHT! FUCK ALL OTHER BEARS!

So the gimmick for these impossibly unhealthy snacks was that they already had a bite taken out of them? I really want to know how they arrived at the conclusion that this would appeal to anyone, ever.

The snack for cooool bears everywheeeere (CHOHMNHP)

Also try out my line of drinks! I take the cap off and take a big swallow but I usually wipe the mouth of the bottle! Comes with a coupon for off your first hepatitis screening!

THESE AIN'T YO DADDY'S PRE-EATEN SNACKS!!!