In 7th grade I was forced to do folk dancing by my shitfuck school. The intro song was the song we had to dance to. It's called the pata pata. The pata pata can suck my dick.
I had to do square dancing in my middle school gym class. I had to square dance with the girl with downs syndrome. I had a passing thought wondering if I could catch it through contact.
One time when I was about 15 years old I managed to get talked into squaredancing at my church and I was the youngest person there by at least 50 years. I wouldn't mind squaredancing with old ladies now because it might get me some "nice guy" points with ladies closer to my age but at age 15 it sucks ass.
Eh....Hovind is too easy a pick, really. It should have been limited to just YouTubers, as they are infinitely funnier and usually more full of crazy.
(my personal vote was the "YOUZE DAMN ATHEISTS DUNNO NUTHIN' BOUT WHY IZ PLANETS ROUND" guy)