uhhh.....

i guess i want a fruit-e-bar now?

Yeah, bitch. Lay there sobbing. That'll help disinfect your wounds and stop the bleeding.

Conservation of momentum failed her.

That toy truck must weight 85lbs or something.

Eat your vegetables kids. Or we'll give your Mommie cancer. And rape her.

This message brought to you by the New Zealand Nutrition Advisory Board.

You know what this video needs?

A laugh track.

5 just for the preload image.

... and THAT'S why you ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE!!!

No idea what this supposed to be an ad for, but I am buying it anyway.

Oh, who has a glass coffee table with little kids?! Come on now, Australia. I don't buy it.

So Canada no longer has the market cornered on these?

Fruit E Bars are the aggressor now, but the future will belong to Fruity Oaty Bars.

Was this really necessary?

Fruity bars!

Cut!

Tonka trucks murder mommies. :(

Should have watched where she was going.

Wait... what? I want to hear what she had to say about Fruit-E Bars next!! GET UP!!!

It's been said before about another PSA, and I'll say it now: someone paid money for this to go on the air.

Just think about that.

great but needed the coffee-table death scene from Lost Highway

that was some realistic 5 star worthy gasping

How did Fruit-E Bars think this was going to be an effective campaign?

This ad is kind of crypto-misogynistic, if you think about it. DUMB BITCH IF YOU HAD CLEANED THE DAMN HOUSE INSTEAD OF SHILLING FRUIT BARS YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION, WOULD YOU?

I fail to see who this ad is supposed to appeal to. Kids are going to leave their toys out no matter what, and most of us don't go walking around our houses, not watching where we're going, hawking fruit snacks. If anything, this commercial sends me the message: "Don't buy a glass coffee table!".

That's why all my furniture is made of balsa wood and break-away glass.

Lazy fucking kids.

Well, that's it. I'm not having kids.